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Express your love for wine with this mermaid sequin cushion. Comes with a pillow insert.
Our business was created because of an annoying neighbor.
We’re going to call this person Jude (that's because it's her real name).
*Jude rings the door bell and I answer the door*
Me: "Hello Jude, how's it going?"
Jude: Hey, it's going good. Just wanted to come say hi. Mind if I come in?
*Jude starts walking in before I get the chance to make up an excuse.*
Jude: “Wow, what a shiny lookin’ cushion you got there. Finally something that looks cute in your house.” Me: “Uh, thanks? So what brings you here?
Jude: "Nothing really. Get me some water."
Me: "Ok...Take a seat *points to the couch with the cushion on it* I’m just gonna get some water. Give me a few minutes”
*Walks into kitchen to get water*
*Jude plays with the pillow and discovers the petty message*
*I walk back into the living room with two glasses of water*
Jude: “Hey I just noticed this pillow reveled a message saying “Fuck off”. What’s up with that?
Me: “oh haha, it’s just a cushion I bought that I thought was super funny. It's perfect for when guests come over uninvited and I want them to leave”
*I Stare at Jude with an intense, straight-faced glare*
*Jude seems confused. The room went silent. She takes a big gulp from her water*
*Things get awkward as we just stared at each other*
Jude: “Anyways... I have to get going. Gotta feed the cats haha...”
Me: “Ok, bye. See you next time, Jude"
Jude: hahah for sure...