Most important question first, is this based off a real story?

Yes, read the full story on how an annoying neighbor was the inspiration for our business here

What currency are the products listed in?

All products are listed in USD.

How long does U.S. delivery take?

U.S. delivery takes 4-5 days and is shipped via USPS. Shipping is free within the U.S.A.

How long does Canada and International delivery take?

Delivery to Canada takes around 9 business days. International delivery takes around 15-21 business days. 

Is the text 100% hidden?

The text is hidden most of the time but it can be seen at certain angles. It would be impossible for the text to be hidden 100%.

Do you offer any money-back guarantee?

We offer a 100% money-back guarantee. If you are not satisfied with your purchase, email us ( and we will guide you through the process.

What are the cushions covers and cushion inserts made out of?

The cushion cover is made out of polyester and the back of the cover is made out of a velvet-like material. Our cushion inserts are filled with polyester fiberfill (made in Canada).

What is the exchange/refund policy?

As long as your Cushion is in new, resalable condition within 30 days of purchase we can return for a refund or exchange. Please email and we’ll guide you through the process.

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