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'Zen as Fuck' - Reveal Cushion Cover With Cushion Insert
'Zen as Fuck' - Reveal Cushion Cover With Cushion Insert

'Zen as Fuck' - Reveal Cushion Cover With Cushion Insert

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Zen as Fuck

A beautiful, uplifting reveal cushion for when you just don't give a fuck

It all started with an annoying guest..

Our business was created because of an annoying neighbor.

We’re going to call this person Jude (that's because it's her real name).

*Jude rings the door bell and I answer the door*

Me: "Hello Jude, how's it going?"

Jude: Hey, it's going good. Just wanted to come say hi. Mind if I come in?

*Jude starts walking in before I get the chance to make up an excuse.*

Jude: “Wow, what a shiny lookin’ cushion you got there. Finally something that looks cute in your house.”

Me: “Uh, thanks? So what brings you here?

Jude: "Nothing really. Get me some water."

Me: "Ok...Take a seat *points to the couch with the cushion on it* I’m just gonna get some water. Give me a few minutes”

*Walks into kitchen to get water*

*Jude plays with the pillow and discovers the petty message*

*I walk back into the living room with two glasses of water*

Jude: “Hey I just noticed this pillow reveled a message saying “Fuck off”. What’s up with that?

Me: “oh haha, it’s just a cushion I bought that I thought was super funny. It's perfect for when guests come over uninvited and I want them to leave”

*I Stare at Jude with an intense, straight-faced glare*

*Jude seems confused. The room went silent. She takes a big gulp from her water* 

*Things get awkward as we just stared at each other*

Jude: “Anyways... I have to get going. Gotta feed the cats haha...”

Me: “Ok, bye. See you next time, Jude"

Jude: hahah for sure...

Product Details

  • Approximately 16 inches x 16 inches
  • Includes a cushion cover and cushion insert (Ready to use)
  • Primary color is Gold. Secondary color is White with black text.
  • Prices are in USD

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